I'm a CFON guy myself, but recently found cause to criticize their jingle on the yellow can lid whith stated:
"No Nuts!...100% Pure coffee"
I thought; "What morons....(no nuts)"
It should say:
GO NUTS!...100% Pure Premium Coffee!
I have a bag of roasted beans and a grinder, just achin to get together for some hard core black coffee. I'll let you know how it turns out.
I saw that slogan on the CFON can and smirked.
We got a world where maybe one out of every one hundred thousand people are allergic to nuts and the whole world has to watch out for them.
So of course CFON has to reassure the low information voters that there are, indeed, NO nuts in their coffee. Idiots, the whole lot of them.
Now I got a lady coming to my book club thing next week and she can’t eat gluten.
I don’t know nothing about gluten but I know it’s the latest and greatest way for boring people to get attention, that’s how I see it.
I have no idea what to serve her but all I can do is ask her what the hell she can eat.
She tells me that even though something says no gluten it doesn’t mean it’s free of it so even something hyped as having NO gluten might, indeed, have gluten.
Well gag me with a spoon.\
Anybody got any suggestions/experience with this sort of thing?