[45semi]

"Hell my kids take credit when the dog does it."

Not even out the driveway headed to the family Christmas get-together,
the dog cut loose & I hit the brakes and we all bailed out of the car!

[ozaukeemom]

My 20 pound dog lets one in the car and I am the one with my head out the window in freezing temps! Dang, he can poot, beats my son hands down. And, silent too.

[Farmer Dean]

My wife’s cat will sit on the back of the couch and fart.Just deadly.

[MNDude]

I remember in summer camp a bully would rat-tail everyone with a towel until someone would fess up to the farting.

[goat granny]

I had a dog that could let some real smellers fly...funny thing was he’d get up, give us all a dirty look and walk out of the room....which made it twice as funny...