How bout a couple of great Oscar Madison quotes?
WANDER: He’s like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
OSCAR MADISON: How do you know he’s dead? Maybe he’s just bluffing.
[about Felix]
OSCAR MADISON: I know him. He’s too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
“I like ketchup. It’s like tomato wine”
They were in an argument and it comes out the "Felix Unger" was "FU".
All that time, Oscar thought Felix meant "**** you" !