“They should not even think about showing up in Texas, it’s just awful.”
You forgot to mention the huge grasshoppers. I once had a layover in Dallas and went outside to get some air and stretch my legs. It was humid and hot and there were these giant, horrifying, orange-green grasshoppers everywhere! It was like a horror movie.
If you are bug-a-phobic, stay out of Texas.
Oh, they are not so bad.
A little pepper rub, grill over oak and mesquite, sprinkle on some fresh lemon juice.
mmmmmm...