Could you imagine waking up with this snuggled up to you?
I'd chew my damn arm off just to get out from under her and make my escape.
Could you imagine waking up with this snuggled up to you?
I'd chew my damn arm off just to get out from under her and make my escape.
Apparently it is not essential that celebrities be able think clearly, nor that they be able to age well.
Babs, the feeling is mutual.
I am embarrassed and slightly ashamed that I was thinking the exact same thing (including exact same picture)...
Well, to be fair, every last one of us will look something like that eventually. Time is no friend to youthfulness.
Reminds me of the Priest in Harold and Maude....
"Now, Harold, the Church has nothing against the union of the old and the young. Each age has its own beauty. But a marital union is concerned with the conjugal rights. And the procreation of children. I would be remiss in my duties if I did not tell you that the idea of -- (he swallows) - intercourse - the fact of your young, firm --(growing disturbed) -- body commingling with those withered flesh, sagging breasts, and flabby buttocks - makes me --(falls apart) - want to vomit."
