/johnny
My mom always new where I hid my tobacco and would call me on it in front of my friends. (super secret in my sock btw) :^)
“.. supernatural skill at detecting anything I might have thought about doing wrong”..
Yes, it does. Plus, didn’t you know Moms have eyes in the backs of their heads. Yesiree, we do. We know who did what even when we aren’t looking in that direction.
“This explains some of Mom’s supernatural skill at detecting ANYTHING I might have thought about doing wrong. ;)”
You got that right Johnny. Now back to your room!