Must have been all those fossil fuels the lemmings were burning.
Lemmings got a bad rap after the Disney nature movie we all saw as kids. Turns out, or so I’ve heard, Disney producers herded them all off the cliffs—don’t ask, I don’t know why— and created this urban legend that lemmings commit mass suicide whenever they over populate.
If only it were true, and if only liberals really were like them....