OH BLAST, that was up yonder in Yankee country.
Down hyar in Tejas, that little paper airplane woulda had hunnerds of holes in it. When it landed in the trees.
And the local rednecks woulda had to gear up and go looking for the owners. But we are weird like that down around these parts.
I don’t even own any camo. And all my firearms got melted when that dang assteroid hit my ex-wife’s trailer.
Dammitalltohell ;)
On the other hand, if this incident actually had occurred in Texas, you'd be crowing like a rooster. About Texas, of course.
Q: How can you tell someone is from Texas?
A: He'll tell you.