[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If Riley’s store had hoes on sale, I’d bet that this clown Thomas would be the first in line, with a pocket full of condoms.

Obviously English is not his strong point. Nor is logical thinking.

[COBOL2Java]

If Riley’s store had hoes on sale, I’d bet that this clown Thomas would be the first in line, with a pocket full of condoms.

You'd have to ask Obama's Hoes Czar...