A Mormon Reporter On The Romney Bus

Buzzfeed ^ | Novermber 14, 2012 | McKay Coppins

[Elsie]

Defend yerself against those that merely sling, dude!

[1rudeboy]

One of the Mormon missionaries that came to my door last summer was super cute. I would've asked her to stay and chat a while longer, but then I remembered reading all the pablum with the spiffy graphics that gets posted on threads such as these and turned her away.

Thanks, everyone. I could have been "lost" to the perils of Mormonism.

[Elsie]

I think Romney has proven through his career how to keep his church doctrin and Politics separate.

ALL those SLC mormons have shown how they keep their GOD GIVEN SCRIPTURE separate from what they ACTUALLY practice!!

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"Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives, and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned;

and I will go still further and say, take this revelation, or any other revelation that the Lord has given,

and deny it in your feelings, and I promise that you will be damned.

Brigham Young - JoD 3:266 (July 14, 1855)

[Elsie]

As an atheist...

You must feel vindicated for your belief system by watching us; eh?

[1rudeboy]

Defend myself? My mouse wheel is about to malfunction scrolling through your posts. Please spare it.

[Elsie]

I never felt the need to preach to him about anything.

It shows by your posts.

[Elsie]

Elsie just types 'em in once, then it's Ctl-C, Ctl-V repeated several thousand times in as many threads as "he" can find.

I DO have a following!!

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2 Corinthians 11:12

And I will keep on doing what I am doing

 in order to cut the ground from under those

who want an opportunity to be considered equal

with us in the things they boast about.

 

[Elsie]

Why THANK you for your support.

I just LOVE it when I can interest an atheist in things of GOD!

[1rudeboy]

So, am I damned to burn in Hell for eternity for recruiting an idol-worshipping heathen to play on my softball team?

[HollyB]

Perhaps it is because he’s a professional. Simple as that.

Christians are commanded to things in the New Test, yet do they..pray without ceasing...really...do we? Evangelize continuously, I can go on and on. You’re appearing paranoid.

[Elsie]

One of the Mormon missionaries that came to my door last summer was super cute.

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

[Elsie]

Please spare it.

YOU control the horizontal: YOU control the vertical...

[Elsie]

So, am I damned to burn in Hell for eternity for recruiting an idol-worshipping heathen to play on my softball team?

A Catholic doesn't KNOW this stuff?

I do NOT may the rules; I just POST them!

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John 3:16-18

 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.

[Elsie]

You’re appearing paranoid.

Appearences can be correct...

[1rudeboy]

Hey, I just wanted to get laid.

[HollyB]

So, while the young missionaries are out moat for the firsttime away from their parents, under the wing of the church....although strict...is there anything bad here?

Looks structured and disciplined. Perhaps more kids should learn to be as disciplined ...if so maybe our kids wouldn’t be out of control.

[1rudeboy]

Please, try answering the question next time. John 3:16 does not apply to the recruitment of players in recreational softball leagues.

[HollyB]

I’d like to know if you are a Christian? If so, what denomination do you identify with?

[HollyB]

Always interesting when one extremists pounds another for being a hidden extremist.