Any attempt to succeed will be brutally put down by the Gay Military. Obama is the Gay Abraham Lincoln.
Secession does not mean war. It is only because of statist thugs that the 2 have become synonymous.
I almost want to make this my tag line! It's perfect. I don't know if you intentionally misspelled it, but that makes it even better.
Secede: to withdraw from an organization (as a religious communion or political party or federation).
Succeed: to come next after another in office or position or in possession of an estate; especially : to inherit sovereignty, rank, or title; to follow after another in order; to turn out well; to attain a desired object or end