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Dear Republican Congress, Give Obama and His Boys Everything They Want
Townhall.com ^ | November 11, 2012 | Doug Giles

Posted on 11/11/2012 2:03:56 AM PST by Kaslin

A cigar aficionado and amigo of mine named Irwin penned a note to the Republican Congress the night after Obama got elected for four more years of this slop, and I thought I’d pass it on to you. Check it out ...

Dear Republican Congress,

As a conservative Republican I am begging you to give president Obama and those who voted for him everything they want.

They want higher taxes on the rich and companies. Give it to them.

They want higher capital gains taxes that will hurt their investments. Give it to them.

They want a system that will make Medicare insolvent by 2024 and Social Security insolvent soon after that. Give it to them.

They want policies that will lead to constant double-digit unemployment rates for minorities and young people. Give it to them.

They want an educational system that entraps the poor in failing schools. Give it to them.

They want higher energy prices. Give it to them.

They want to spend trillions of dollars fighting global warming while China and India continue to tap oil and coal. Give it to them.

They want 20 trillion dollars plus in debt. Give it to them.

They want the Obamacare penalties to kick in next year. Give it to them.

They want a larger, more powerful Washington DC. Give it to them.

They want a more secular society that is increasingly hostile toward religion. Give it to them.

They want a more “fair” society run by bureaucrats. Give it to them.

They want socialist cronyism. Give it to them.

They want to go down the road of Europe. Give it to them.

In addition to the aforementioned, I say that we legalize weed from sea to shining sea. Wait ... not just weed but acid. Think of how creative everyone could be and how it would distort the Obama voters’ reality from the truly sucky conditions his policies have created. That’s what you call a bona fide two-fer, folks. You’re welcome.

Oh, and we mustn’t forget cocaine and heroin legalization. And bath salts! How could I forget bath salts? Bath salts help spice things up during an unemployed weekend! Calgon’s calling. Nothing like dumping drugs into a culture of entitlement. I can’t imagine that going south.

Yes, I join with my friend Irwin and say that we give it to them and find out once and for all who is right. If we are right, they will have no one to blame but themselves, and maybe we will finally get true change in this country and in the Republican party so that we have a real choice in the years to come.

If we are wrong, then so be it. I will gladly repent of my evil conservative ways and become a socialist … I mean Democrat.


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To: CodeToad

Red versus Blue. yep. Lots of information on that map.


121 posted on 11/11/2012 9:12:02 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: CodeToad
The list of Military Officers is one which is a bit worrying; not supporting zer0. A prayer they are all retired. Think they were, though uncertain. Doubt they could come forth and be known if active. Starting to see more rumors of vote suppression and Active Military votes not being counted. This maybe is nearing the out-of-hand moment. Who am I kidding though? Out-of-Hand is always the case. Out-of-Mind is nowhere to be.
122 posted on 11/11/2012 9:19:19 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Kaslin

No need to give them anything because they will take it anyway,Obama side steps congress when wants to and nobody does anything about it.
Lawlessness is here,democrats have crafted the plan for the last sixty years aka Fabian Socialism.


123 posted on 11/11/2012 9:38:21 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Kaslin

I agree with him..give them everything they want...let them run it in to the ground...im not working to save fools anymore


124 posted on 11/11/2012 9:45:01 AM PST by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: ican'tbelieveit
You're exactly right. Either way it will be the Republican's fault - for either obstructing nirvana, or for allowing disaster to happen. Of course the latter will be so far down the road it won't matter.

IMHO, the Republican party is dead. They will never win another major election, especially considering their current path forward of becoming Santa Claus lite, because their brand is tarnished in the mind of the parasite class. No point in chasing them.

As such, it's clear a third party founded by or enhanced by the majority of spurned conservatives is the best long term answer. I don't see either (Repubs or 3rd parties) being viable any time soon given the corruption going on, but I'd rather have a place to hang my hat & waste my vote that I at least identify with.

125 posted on 11/11/2012 10:16:20 AM PST by MCH
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To: TracySC

Where is the path to winning? The young, the immigrants, the dead voters, the manufactured votes control our elections.

The people don’t want real change. They want the SNAP card to be refilled each month, they want the crazy money to be deposited into their bank accounts, they want free contraception, they want their debts forgiven. They want others to pay their way.


126 posted on 11/11/2012 10:30:36 AM PST by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Bon mots

BTTT


127 posted on 11/11/2012 10:48:28 AM PST by Chgogal (Obama murdered the SEALs.They "were hung out to dry, basically exposed like a set of dog balls.")
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To: Kaslin

I was telling my husband something similar to this this morning. Except that we conservatives don’t live under their rule. We’re supposed to be such a minority that we should be able to find some plot of land somewhere and form a new country, write a Constitution just like the one we have now except expand on it and put in safeguards that we don’t now have, like explaining better what a natural born citizen is for one, and let the liberals try it alone for awhile. The country would end up being like the country in the movie Idiocracy, and then the conservatives would come in and clean things up, while the liberals are stoned out of their minds.


128 posted on 11/11/2012 12:08:40 PM PST by murron (Proud Mom of a Marine Vet)
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To: Kaslin

My alternative proposal - Block everything, give them nothing but the disrespect and sarcasm they showed us and our nominee. If we are going to hell in a handbasket, let’s do so spitting in our enemies eye.


129 posted on 11/12/2012 1:17:21 AM PST by Dragonspirit (Always remember President Token won only by defecting on his CFR pledge.)
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