I don’t have any “dependents” so I get royally screwed. I’m thinking by January I might have triplets. All with nice shiny SSN’s.
Don’t have triplets January 1. Have them December 31 and pick up an extra year. Suggest giving them Hispanic or ethnic first names like Hugo, Fidel and La’Shawn. No one at IRS will even blink.
Yeah, We’re screwed, too. But I think the cat and the goldfish deserve free stuff. The cat only likes, besides dry cat food, refried beans. So I think I can get a double for the cat.