[Floratina]

I’d think it wiser to use the eggs as food instead of using them as projectiles.

[shibumi]

"I’d think it wiser to use the eggs as food instead of using them as projectiles."

No, no, no.

To do that, you'd have to turn on the stove and exert the effort to cook something. That's not food.

Food is what you get in a bag at McDonald's after you swipe your EBT card.

(Cookin' jes be fo crackas an' suckas!)