I wish I could offer you comfort but I'm afraid to tell you that this storm has given Obama the boost he needed. Obama is now headed for an epic 50-state landslide - No! 57-state landslide! Obama, the Comeback Kid. Obama, who saved us from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy by standing out there in the Rose Garden like a Mussolini statue with his arms crossed and his chin lifted high - until Hurricane Sandy tucked her tail between her legs and scooted harmlessly off the New Found-land coast.
Oh hail Barack Hussein Obama! Savior of us all! Lowering the seas and making us all not look so fat when we gaze into the mirror - for we see not ourselves but the image of Barack Hussein Obama himself!
OK, ok, get a grip on yourself. Obama is not going to win any votes over a damn storm and waddling up the Atlantic City boardwalk tomorrow with Chris Christie "surveying" damage (look! The slot machines are all unplugged!) is not going to win votes either.
As I type this, Romney is pulling thousands of recalcitrant voters to the "early voting" polls and on Election Day itself, we are going to all pull the lever and obtain TRIPLE Chick-Fil-A for the jackpot with a X10 in the bonus reel.
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