Maybe Jim Moron should resign over this. (Not a misspelling)
Who imagines anyone but Jim can cover more of those categories?
The man is invaluable to the people in his district who can look up to him and say "wow, when I get out of stir I can be jus' like the man"
Why should old man Moron resign? He’ll win his seat comfortably again because...well, they know how to cheat.
I wonder how many citizens’ votes Jim Moron & family have managed to cancel out during his overly long, corrupt career?
Moron should seriously consider seppuku.