There isn't much intelligence left in that neck of the woods. If there is a sporting event going on, that's the only hope that the dimwits don't turn out to vote. I have family up in the area. Sad to say that we even share a single stand of DNA.
Any chance of arranging a last minute 20K "Race To The Voting Booth" run, with the course signs reading "THIS WAY TO THE POLES"...and at the end, in a remote area, have a sausage cart serving 3 types of Polish-dogs & giving out ballots to vote for one's favorite?
Think enough would fall for it?