[GrouchoTex]

MSNBC/CNN/NBC/ABS/CBS

This just in:

“Former President Barack Obama held a memorial to his lost presidency today. The memorial was held in a phone booth somewhere in Falls Church, VA, next to the IHOP on his way back to Chicago."

[GrouchoTex]

(Forget this part)

Several people in Cleveland where complaining, on the record, stating that, “My Obama phone did’nt pick up the victory speech. We won, right, ‘cause he gave us a phone.”