The only solution to this entire mess is to give Laz a machine gun. I recommend an HK MP5, suppressed.
I am still a fan of the claymore.
(the exploding kind)
Share-zees or I'm telling mom.
And it is pretty simple, Laz. If I don't vote for Romney then all of obama's (sins) will be my fault (blood on my hands). If I vote for Romney then what I decided when I was 11 is meaningless (my Faith in God and Jesus Christ) and I once again have (blood on my hands). Sooo, for me personally, I am going to wait for you to hand me that machine gun, cause I don't think that day can be avoided for all of us. Weird as it sounds, that blood on my hands I can accept.