We’ll be lucky if he doesn’t poke his eye out with the microphone.
As revealed by a video shown on C-SPAN, when questioned by a New Hampshire resident about his grades in law school, Biden had replied “I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” and then inaccurately recollected graduating in the “top half” of his class (he actually graduated 76th out of 85), that he had attended law school on a full scholarship, and had received three degrees in college. In fact, he had earned a single B.A. with a double major in history and political science, and had received a half scholarship to law school based on financial need with some additional assistance based in part upon academics. During this time, Biden also released his undergraduate grades, which were unexceptional.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden_presidential_campaign,_1988
Withdrawal
Or break his tooth on it!! :)