[Nervous Tick]

What constitutes literacy? Recognizing most of the letters A-Z?

In the Obamao administration's eyes, as long as you can read well enough to decipher THIS and write well enough to color in the bubble next to it, you're literate! You get your Colt 45 and cigarettes when you exit the polling place.

[BitWielder1]

You get your Colt 45 and cigarettes when you exit the polling place.

Na, we're wards of the state remember, they would not hand out guns or smokes, they are bad for you.
Obamaphone and food stamps, sure.