Mystery of the Wax Museum. Doctor X. Mark of the Vampire. House of Dracula.
I've got the recorder set.
I could carry the horror-film analogy further. Obama reminds me a bit of that gaunt, black zombie wandering around the cane fields from “I Walked with a Zombie,” and Romney evokes some kind of aloof European nobleman living in a castle and hiding dark secrets in his dungeon, from some sort of early-60s Italian horror film.
Believe me, this whole 2012 election season has been one prolonged horror film as far as I’m concerned. Next year I’m expected 2013 to be more akin to the Irwin Allen disaster-film genre, regardless of the outcome.