Morning AB, All.
Forgot to thank you last week AB for your dedication to this thread. So may I now thank you twice?
Had to sing this morning, 8:30 am mass.
Now settled in and ready to discuss issues, prepare for debate.
Below, a link to my Blog post with all details about the upcoming debates, should anybody want to note or be interested.
Obama/Romney Debates Coming Up. What to Watch For. More National Politics.
http://patfish.blogspot.com/2012/09/obamaromney-debates-coming-up-what-to.html
If I may be indulged, I got some thoughts on this Benghazi thing.
I think this president ought to be impeached.
Yes. And nothing less.
Here’s how it came down, I’m pretty sure. You may thank me very much.
A sleepy Obama pulled himself up from his LazBoy chair where he had fallen asleep after a busy night of campaigning and lying.
“Barry, our embassy’s been attacked in Libya. They’ve killed our ambassador and a couple of other contractors that were on the premise. We’ve got to deal with this now.”
President Obama wiped his brow and sighed. This he did NOT need this close to what he hoped would be a close election at the very least. Now there’s a terrorist attack, on Sept. 11 no less, and this put so many monkey wrenches in his campaign….
“This will allow the opposition campaign to crow how you haven’t ended terrorism. It’ll bring back all the emotion of 9-011, and you know we’re working double time to erase that whole thing or at least politically correct them into silence.” Val Jarrett stopped to take a long drag of her cigarette as she thought. If this situation was to be quashed they’d have to deal with this right from the start.
“Not to mention the criticism that this will bring about the Muslim Brotherhood and Bar, we need those guys to help bring about a coalition over there.”
“I thought we had a bunch of them promised not to do any terrorism?” Barry shouted into the phone.
Valarie sighed.
“They’re still a restless bunch, Barry, unorganized. They need time, all we have to do is buy them time. You win this election, the MB gets their people in place all across the mideast, before your second term ends we’ll have a United States of Islam, just like you want.”
“So what the hell we gonna do?”
Val sighed and took another long drag on her cigarette.
“We still have the video made by the Brotherhood? The one showing Muslims behaving badly, mocking Allah, something like that? We kept it for exactly this purpose.”
“Hmmmm,” Barry sighed, himself taking a long drag of his cigarette. “What? We gonna say the attack on our embassy was because of a rogue video? We gonna make it look like a mindless mob action?”
Valarie heard Barry’s long drag and smiled. He was quick on the uptake once you threatened his power.
“Yes. You get Hillary on the phone and tell her what happened. I don’t care how many questions they have, tell them to inform the world that a bunch of angry restless Muslims got mad about this video. No matter how much she balks, tell her she better do this or you’ll tell the world about her and Huma.”
Barry gave dealing with Hillary some unpleasant thought and took another drag of his smoke.
“Val, this is going to be hard as hell to cover. We’re supposed to have America believe that the attack in Libya was an Arab Spring type of thing happening in only one country?”
Val smiled. She’d already thought of that. “Bar, I got our MB contacts in the phone and they’re arranging for street mobs all across the mideast. This will make our video story very believable.”
“Somebody will find out, Val. This could be impeachable, lying about an attack on America”.
“Barry, please. There’s no opposition party willing to cry impeachment 45 days before an election. In fact, I doubt McConnell and those guys will do anything. Boehner? Heh, guy don’t want to mess up his hair. In fact, we’re as free as we’ll ever be to do what we want right now, Barry. The repubs only want to wait for the election, hell you could rape a child on national TV and they’d overlook it. Just have Hillary and her crew keep saying over and over again that the attack is about a video. You know the rule, Bar. You say it over and over again, it becomes the truth, no matter how blatant the lie.”
Barry agreed to the ploy and rang off with Valerie Jarrett. He knew it wouldn’t be easy but he knew as well as Valerie that the pubs won’t bother to do anything about it except maybe mumble a bit.
At some point, Barry figured, he’d have to declare that subsequent investigation would reveal the so-called mob action was a terrorist attack. By then, Barry smile as he leaned back to finish his forbidden cigarette, the congress guys will figure it’s not worth the bother.
It didn’t matter that the President of the US lied about an outright terrorist attack on our country, because Barry knew that our overseas embassies were considered American soil. Even the death of the Libyan ambassador, some do-gooder fairy boy that Americans won’t much care about….even that will be overlooked by these pub congress people. There might be a few Dems complaining about things just to make it look good.
Once Barry won the election, he knew, the whole incident will be forgetten. Should Romney win the election, well Barry smiled again.
These are Republicans. Heh.
They’ll never do a damn thing about it.
Wow! Between you and Matthew Bracken (Travis McGee), you sure can tell a great story about these people! And most likely true, too!