1. Charge the battery for the infrared monocle.
2. Affix bag for catching ejected casings from silenced 10/22.
3. Replace sign at dusk.
4. Make a killer pot of that new Jamaican espresso grind.
My sign would say:
“Smile at the little red light aimed directly at your forehead. It is the last thing you will ever see”.
Signed, “Sure-shot”
The other sign would say: “My son is a combat experienced sharpshooter. Would you like to meet him and his friends?”