[Walmartian]

I knew a guy that changed his name from Frank Shitsplasher to George Shitsplasher.

[AppyPappy]

“I demand the right to change my name. Maurice Ogleman is simply not dignified enough”
“But sir...”
“I demand my rights. I’ll stomp my foot until it happens and I will sue for discrimination”
“Ok...what name do you want?”
“Spanky Wankerman and I want to hyphenate my husband’s name. His name is Carmen Shakedubooty”