Was he this dark?
Coppertone Kerry! People aren’t usually orange without chemical assistance or too many carrots in their diet.
That's the tan John (F'n) Kerry got while he was in Vietnam.
"Look very pumpkin-fied to me, and hideous," noted one blogger at www.sunless.com, a Web site devoted to the fine art of tanning by chemical means.
...
Meanwhile, the Drudge Report proclaimed yesterday that the senator from Massachusetts had gone on orange alert, citing a Harvard Crimson report that noted, College Dems who met Kerry were surprised by his tan skin and tall stature.
...
Kerrys claims are as phony as the tan he sported on Meet the Press last Sunday, said Jonathan Grella, spokesman for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Texas Republican.
...
Senator Kerry enters a bronze age (orange tan)
*sigh* Memories ...