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Smoke Gets in His Eyes
Tea Party Tribune ^ | 2012-09-19 16:00:05 | mrcurmudgeon

Posted on 09/19/2012 6:57:12 PM PDT by tselatysr

By Mr. Curmudgeon:

Abdullha Ismail is dead. As one of 10,000 angry Islamic protestors attending a Lahore, Pakistan, American hate-fest, Ismail joined in the obligatory U.S. flag burning. He was standing too close to the flaming emblem of the land I love. "Witnesses said he had complained of feeling unwell after the smoke from a U.S. flag burnt at the rally," said the International Herald Tribune. He died shortly after he was admitted to that city's Mayo Hospital.

The late Ismail, like many of his fellow Muslims, was angry at Western encroachments on his "civilization." There is little doubt anti-colonial anger is part of the mix at the violent Muslim demonstrations around the world. So, it's more than a little ironic that Ismail was rushed to a Western hospital and not to a Hakim, or practitioner of "prophetic medicine." Handed down from the Prophet Muhammad himself, some of the Islamic remedies include herbal formulas, healing with essential oils and the innovative 5th century insight that illnesses arise at various stages of the soul's evolution.

Instead, Ismail died at a hospital built in 1871 by the British Viceroy and Governor General of India, the Earl of Mayo.

Back at the Lahore flag-burning, Hafiz Huhammad Saeed, leader of the Pakistani terrorist group Jama'at-ud-Da'wah, told the Herald that for the insult of depicting the Prophet Muhammad as a barbaric, bloodthirsty killer, Americans associated with the production of the YouTube hit "The Innocence of Muslims" should be "hanged publicly."

The answer to Mr. Saeed's demand is simple: The U.S. should double next month's shipment of poison-smoke flags to Pakistan.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: abdullhaismail; americanhatefest; islamicprotestors; usflagburning

1 posted on 09/19/2012 6:57:17 PM PDT by tselatysr
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To: tselatysr

Was the Earl of Mayo ever properly introduced to the Earl of Sandwich?;)


2 posted on 09/19/2012 7:09:26 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Frank_2001

“Look Achmed! Abdullah is turning red, white and blue, very blue!”


3 posted on 09/19/2012 7:22:18 PM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: tselatysr

Civilization? Pakistan?? It’s just a cesspool inhabited by chimps in turbans, fer Pete’s sake!


4 posted on 09/19/2012 7:22:52 PM PDT by MarineDad
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To: tselatysr
I'm guessing it is not “PC” to admit to the appreciation of the powerfull laws of Kharma-The total effect of a person's actions, both mental and physical, on his or her existence.

Schadenfreude is much harder to spell, and since I don't really feel guilty about “it” anyways, not really applicable.

5 posted on 09/19/2012 7:28:32 PM PDT by sarasmom
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To: Frank_2001

“Was the Earl of Mayo ever properly introduced to the Earl of Sandwich?;)”

Very,very funny !


6 posted on 09/19/2012 7:41:17 PM PDT by Mears
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To: tselatysr
The U.S. should double next month's shipment of poison-smoke flags to Pakistan.

Thing is, they're probably made in China.

7 posted on 09/19/2012 8:08:23 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: tselatysr

That is a great idea, export American Flags that exude a disturbingly noxious odor of rendering pork fat when burned.


8 posted on 09/19/2012 8:38:45 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Take two Aspirin and call me in November - Obama for Hindmost.)
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To: tselatysr
And in an act of most selfless magnificence, our Dear Leader ordered flags flown at half mast.

(To make it easier for his muzzie brothers to tear it down.)

9 posted on 09/19/2012 9:54:24 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
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