[Mr. Jeeves]

If the newspaper owners could figure out how to market their product electronically, they would be fine.

That would require:

1) Telling the truth about the failures of social democracy.

2) Lowering the online subscription cost to about $10/year.

I don't think any of our existing newspapers can handle either change.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

They’ll have to get lean, f’sure.