Find out some mailing addresses for these groups in the United States and then sign them up for a copy of the Book of Mormon. Those people never give up.
If you are traveling overseas you might see an arrow on the bedside table in your hotel room. Those arrows point to Mecca for the Muslim guests. Sometimes those can peel up. Sometimes subtle rearrangement of the furniture will do the trick. I even found one cheap piece of furniture where I could take the top off and turn it around.
I like to think that there are several people in the UAE and Bahrain that are pointing their butts at Mecca, five times a day.
Burning books is easy. Originality and style take some thought and effort.
I like your style.
LOL! you’re so devious
Shortly after I bought my new house, I had a visit from from a couple of Jehovahs Witnesses. After telling them I really wasn't interested a couple of times, I finally relented, and told them they could share their good news with me, if afterwards, I could share the good news about Satan with them.
Never heard from them again.
Mark