[Iron Munro]

As my late husband would say “She’s so bow-legged, she couldn’t hem a hog up in a ditch.”

She certainly does have a unique stance, doesn't she?

(I can't help it - I detest them both. The mention of their names or the sound of their voices makes my skin crawl.)

[Ax]

You and me both, bro. I’m wearing out the mute button on my remote.