Let me be brief, he said. I work for Mossad. Would you like to become an agent and betray your family and the Prophet, and give yourself over totally to evil?
Of course, I said. Can we also have sex?
I’m sorry, he answered, but I am only attracted to goats and chickens.
Whatever, I answered. What can I do to betray the Ummah?
Normally, I would have at least demanded sex as payment for my crimes. But being a woman, I simply wanted to sabotage the Prophet’s good work, and would have to wait to be violated later. When father got home that night, everything was ready. I had already burned a Koran and disguised pig meat as goat meat to contaminate him, and sold all our land to evil Zionists.