[dfwgator]

Someone should have put on the teleprompter “I am a giant douche bag” he would have read it

Or, "I'm Barack Obama....Go F Yourself, America."

[Irish Eyes]

Which one of obama’s fathers was in Patton’s Army?

[phalynx]

He’s smarter than that. He doesn’t want you to do that to yourself.. HE wants to do it to you!