I don't think you want him carrying your bags. They're likely to get wet.
This pic may or may not be photo shopped, but it sure does illustrate the idiotic mess we (collectively, as NO, I do not have a turd in my pocket) have gotten ourselves into.
The BO honoring, Black, Lesbian Comedienne, Wanda Sikes, had a FOX show right after the crowning of BO and one of her first statements was “I gave a couple of bucks to his campaign and I want my share NOW” (not quite a quote) and she also opined “We had better back him now because if he screws up we will not have another Black on the ticket for 150 or so more years”, (Again, the gist of it).