To continue with the play on words. Remember the John Wayne film, “The Sands of Iwo Jima”? The Charlotte convention could be called “The Sands of Obama Jumah” (Jumah, the DNC-sanctioned day of prayer yesterday ... that was also a wash-out).
Hows about SANDS OF THE KALAHARI! In which a man has to fight the king of the baboons. Or is that racist.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059675/