2012
Should Be a Great One!
4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev.(?)Jeremiah Wright.
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM - Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM - Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”
5:00 PM - “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite.
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by both Clintons.
9:00 PM - “Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you” Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore.
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle.
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan.
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies.
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally.
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish…Obama Presiding.
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews.
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior.
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing.
3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech.
*(Via video phone as she will be on the other side of the planet during the show)