Speaking of the DNC, I have an exclusive on the current planned schedule for opening night:
2012 DNC Convention Schedule.
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony.
4:05 PM – Singing of “Gawd D_am America “ led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I Hate America’ led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton.
4:45 PM – RAP duet ‘Whitey Is_A_Racist’ sung by Luis Farrakhan and Sheila Jackson.
5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips by, VP Joe Biden.
5:15 PM – Nancy Pelosi presents speech on ‘Ethics’ in Politics.
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Keeping Your_Ho Quiet”.
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States.
6:00 P M- Marriage ceremony for 300 Gay couples
7:00 PM- Featured speaker..Klinton the Rapist
Friday: Two hours devoted to Muslim prayers lead by radical Muslim Clerics who would replace our Constitution with the Quran and the dummycrats rejected an offer of a Catholic Cardinal to offer a blessing. And the wet-pantie libs want us to believe Odumbo isn’t a Muslim. Sure
Oh my - thanks for the good laugh tonight. Hillary dodging sniper fire...lololo