[nvscanman]

Yet another knuckle draggin badgemonkey too stupid to
remember to keep his booger hook of the bang switch and
a coward to boot. So easily scared he shoots someone just
from being startled. A fine example of LEO’dom, a credit
to his “AHEM” profession....professional incompetents.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Yet another knuckle draggin badgemonkey too stupid to remember to keep his booger hook off the bang switch..."

OK I am stealing all of that!

Seriously that is awesome prose! (Had to edit the "of" to "off" but hey that's what copy editors are for. Right?)

[Emperor Palpatine]

They’re escalating from shooting dogs to shooting taxpayers.

[hadaclueonce]

“Yet another knuckle draggin badgemonkey too stupid to
remember to keep his booger hook of the bang switch”

You are master of words, Thank you for making me smile today.