Yet another knuckle draggin badgemonkey too stupid to
remember to keep his booger hook of the bang switch and
a coward to boot. So easily scared he shoots someone just
from being startled. A fine example of LEO’dom, a credit
to his “AHEM” profession....professional incompetents.
OK I am stealing all of that!
Seriously that is awesome prose! (Had to edit the "of" to "off" but hey that's what copy editors are for. Right?)
They’re escalating from shooting dogs to shooting taxpayers.
“Yet another knuckle draggin badgemonkey too stupid to
remember to keep his booger hook of the bang switch”
You are master of words, Thank you for making me smile today.