Posted on 08/27/2012 9:34:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."
Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
“Vagina monologues got the ball rolling.”
I’ve always been of the opinion that vaginas should be seen and not heard.
“My God, it’s full of .... *bzzzzt-crackle-bzzzzzrt*” -—David Bowman, on his first date with Naomi Wolf
“Naomi Wolf: Flow, I Moan.”
Outstanding!: !gnidnatstuO
“Madam, I’m Adam.” “Able was I ere I saw Elba.” etc.
Anyway, as noted, you can’t make this stuff up if you have even just half of a normal brain.
What is it about feminists & their body parts which nobody wants to avail of, anyway? Is it similar to homosexuals whose perverted practices define who they are, the way they see the world & how society must respect them for it?
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read! Hey, she opened herself up to this.
Oh, wait...
Thank you, and I readily relinquish that title to post #42!
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