Raising my hand over here, boss. I had Crist figured for a twink and a dissembling RiNO, but I never figured him to be a tard in the punchbowl or a volunteer corpse at a wedding.
This is just a political stunt of the Zeroeth magnitude, a spoiler act by Bozo's klowns. The good news is, even the idiots at the state farm will recognize it for what it is, and Florida won't have to put up with Charlie Crist any more. Fade to black.
Crispy Crist will be made a media darling now, and be in our faces for a few years. Dead souls have a way of being ‘promoted’ by other dead souls.