[philman_36]

So, where do you stand on the use of modern toilet paper?
There are many aspects to that issue besides the ones you've mentioned but I'll address those you've proffered in a moment.
White or pastels? I choose white as the dyes seem to be problematic.
Two ply, not one.
It doesn't have to be recycled or perfumed, I'm wiping my )@( after all and it's quickly being flushed.
That's enough on that.

Should be more of it, less of it, or it’s about right?
If your )@( is wide you'll probably need more of it.
If you've got a narrow )@( you'll probably need less.

I don't think we should be forced to use one square like Sheryl Crow proposed yet if we did I wouldn't throw away the thrown off corner.
I have to deal with enough s||t already.

[muawiyah]

Sounds like a comprehensive answer.

That's the broad base of the pyramid BTW.