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When my son was younger he was worried about getting locked in the basement.

I gave him the gimlet eye ad informed him "You can't lock someone in a basement full of TOOLS!"

[Salamander]

LOL

*My* “basement” is The Evil Ancient Root Cellar.

Dirt floor, rocks strewn about, lots of holes and crevices where The Scary Things live.

And...no tools.

>:-)