Two things might happen:
(1)Maya Angelou woud read a ghastly government-subsidized poem about it on Oprah, and
(2)he could be re-elected.
I do not imply the media would remain silent. Their lead story for the weekend would be that
(a)Romney wants to throw your grandmother off a cliff, or set sick old Gramps adrft on an ice flow, and
(b) Romney put a dog in a crate on top of his car.
PS
Can you give me a lift to British Columbia?
I’m laughing!
(but I didn’t get the ‘lift to BC’ reference)