No, I'm supposed to believe it's "Leftist A" or "Leftist B." I won't let anyone tell me that I only have two socialists as my choices. There are others. I refuse to enable liberalism.
Others? Really? Ex-Dem Virgie? Huff-n-puff?
Other choices like when the bag boy asks 'Paper or plastic' you respond, 'I think I'll just stuff everything in my pockets.' Or when the server says, 'Cash, check or credit?' You opt for washing dishes. I mean, sure, you can choose that. But it's a complete waste of time and it looks pretty foolish. But, hey, fiat cash is a conspiracy, checks are partnering with those evil banks and credit cards are usury (and notice they all begin with 'C', just like 'conspiracy'.). So, don't give in to the man! Wash those dishes.