Oh, NO! “Burrito” is racist, isn’t it? Quick, no, I meant fried chicken. Crap, that’s racist too. No, uh, chicken yakitori. Wait, that’s racist too. I mean I ate halal chicken, yeah, that’s the ticket. Sure, it’s racist too, but mess with me now and I’ll have a 300-lb bearded dude named Mohammed camped on yer doorstep. Allahu Borax, baby.