I would strongly suggest that you never say that to my face. You may have at one point been an officer in our armed forces but the evidence in front of us is that you weren't a very good one.
I am surprised JR doesn't figuratively slap him upside the head for bothering him 100's of times daily to wha wha wha.
Oh, and watch out for the PM's, they are very strongly worded, bwahahaha.