[Vigilanteman]

OK, sheeple, repeat after me:

Paul Ryan, baaaaaad! Because he married a well-to-do woman that had a modest inheritance.

John Kerry, gooood! Because he married a rich widow who had an inheritance worth a billion.

[onedoug]

John Kerry?

Did you know he was in Vietnam?

I believe he was kicked out of the Navy too.

[Signalman]

Hi,

I'm Senator John Kerry, and I became a millionaire the old fashioned way...I married into money. Now isn't America a "grond" country?