[Iron Munro]

Insurrection in the United States would take a different form. It involves nutritional augmentation to the raw produce of the bacon industry.

Will have to use Capt. Obvious Majik Ring Decoder on that one.

"The chair is on the wall, The chair is on the wall,
John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache."

[lentulusgracchus]

The chair is on the wall....

That's "The chair is against the wall", just for the record. You don't want to be confusing the Maquisards out there (who were Communists, by the way).

[Robert Teesdale]

Read Unintended Consequences by John Ross.