Hillary ran? Impossible! Waddled maybe ....
Bee-u-tiful bodacious grape fun-bags
hanging like fruit bats on a wicked old hag
call the doctor cause I think I am gonna spew
Limbaugh called it. Her aging isn’t through
Check out her thyroid, check that TSH
Watching her age is certainly our mistake
I can poke fun cause I am only fifty-nine
In seven more years will I look like Frankenstein?
Madam Secretary, Hillary if you will
Looking more and more like a dead Korean, Kim Jong-Il