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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; ColdOne; Darksheare; null and void; NicknamedBob; All
Oh. I forgot: Men sweat. Women glow. *snicker*

Pigs sweat, Men perspire, and Women glisten.

I glisten a lot. ;-)

329 posted on 08/14/2012 5:42:22 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ColdOne; NicknamedBob; null and void; All

The people at the town post office used to refer to us as the “travelingest” people she ever knew. Now I’m the glisteningest. (Ya gotta define yourself somehow lol!)
Poor spellchecker is going bonkers.
Goodnight and sweet dreams, y’all


330 posted on 08/14/2012 5:48:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: fanfan

Hint to children everywhere:

NEVER tell you mother she’s glowing like a pig...


336 posted on 08/14/2012 6:33:49 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1303 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: fanfan

...I get clammy...


350 posted on 08/15/2012 8:54:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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