[ColdOne]

At least she doesn’t have a homeowner’s association sending her nasty-grams about grass in the sidewalk cracks Well that sucks. I would be in huge trouble this year if we had them.

[Tax-chick]

This is a new level of obsessive-compulsive battiness. It’s almost as if they’ve hired Pat to prowl the neighborhood looking for “violations.” Most of our letters from them have to do with cars parked on the street, either Bill’s or Anoreth’s, and there’s been an occasional “Mow your front yard, please,” and one about repainting the door and shutters.